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• Magic Shadow USB Humidifier Night Light

  A compact USB-powered humidifier with soft projection night-light vibes for a desk, bedroom, dorm, or car setup. Choose…

• Mushroom Plug-In LED Night Light

  A small mushroom-shaped plug-in LED night light with a light sensor and selectable plug type. Choose the light color, p…

• Alien Embroidered Clothing Patch

  A small embroidered alien patch for jackets, bags, hats, and other soft goods. Choose the patch design by image/code; e…

• Alien Hugging Gnome Garden Ornament

  A resin garden ornament with strange little charm for a planter, porch, shelf, or yard. One standard design is included…

• Still Got Two Golf Ball Holder Clip

  A compact golf ball holder with a carabiner clip and enough attitude for the course, cart, desk, or gift bag. Choose De…

• Floating Bonsai Magnetic Desk Planter

  A small magnetic levitation planter that makes your desk look like it briefly defeated gravity. Choose a dark or light…

• Good with the CLI… Tee

  Soft, sturdy, and terminal-approved. The Good with the CLI… tee is a clean, nerdy, slightly inappropriate nod to comman…

• Everything is Fine | Shirt

  Censored “everything is fine trust your government” graphic tee printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed 100% cotton shir…

• Gluttonous Trucker

  For people with the self-control of a raccoon in a bakery. This embroidered trucker cap keeps your head covered while y…

• Violating Convention with Intention Tee

  A bold statement tee built for disciplined disruptors. 3Violating Convention with Intention 4 represents precision, ind…

• Buy High Sell Low | Shirt

  Everyone says buy low, sell high.Everyone still buys the top and panic-sells the bottom. This tee is for anyone who has…

• Devil Eyes LED | Car Accessory

  Bright “Devil Eyes” programmable LED sign with scrolling text and animated patterns. Flexible screen for car rear windo…